RoomRoast
AI interior intervention

Your room has secrets. AI will expose them.

Upload a bedroom or living room, pick your roast level, and get sharp jokes plus practical fixes. Start free; upgrade only when you want the full makeover plan.

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Private by default. Never posted without your say-so.

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Example roast

“That chair isn’t an accent piece. It’s a laundry witness-protection program.”

Our promise, before your first upload

The room gets roasted. You don’t.

Private

Nothing is shared automatically.

Useful

Every roast includes practical fixes.

Respectful

Humor stays focused on the room.

One photo. Three moves.

From questionable corner to workable plan.

RoomRoast turns visual chaos into an entertaining result worth sharing—and a clear next step worth doing.

  1. 01

    Upload one room photo

    Start with a bedroom or living room. Your photo stays private unless you choose to share a result.

  2. 02

    Set the roast level

    Choose gentle, funny, or savage. The jokes target furniture, clutter, layout, and decor—not you.

  3. 03

    Get jokes that help

    Receive five short observations and three practical improvements you can actually use.

Shareable by design

Think your room is better? Prove it.

Download a vertical result card or share a private invitation link so friends can face their own furniture choices.

Make my result card

You keep the keys

Results stay private by default. Delete your upload when you’re done, and choose exactly what leaves the room.

No subscription plot twist

Roast free. Redesign for €9.

Try the punchline first. Buy a personalized plan only when you’re ready to change the room.

Free roast

€0

A funny, useful reality check for one room.

  • Five witty room observations
  • Three practical improvements
  • Gentle, funny, or savage tone
  • Downloadable share card
Start free

Personalized makeover plan

€9

One-time purchase

Built around your budget, style preferences, room dimensions, and country.

  • Prioritized list of changes
  • Furniture-placement suggestions
  • Coordinated color palette
  • Budget-aware shopping checklist
  • Weekend action plan
  • Illustrations clearly labeled
Roast first, upgrade later

Specific product prices and availability are included only when verified.

Before the roast

Questions your room would rather avoid

Your furniture has had it too easy

Give your room the honest feedback it deserves.

Upload a photo, choose the heat, and get your free roast and practical fixes in one entertaining result.

Roast my room free