About RoomRoast

RoomRoast turns a photo of a bedroom or living room into five witty observations and three practical improvements. It is made for renters, students, first-time homeowners, and anyone trying to improve a room without an unlimited budget.

The joke is always the room—not the person in it. Humor stays focused on furniture, clutter, layout, and decoration, while every result includes useful next steps.

Privacy is part of the product: results are private by default, photos are never published automatically, deletion controls are available, and original uploads are not retained longer than necessary.